| This cliche |
. . . means |
| THE BEST KEPT SECRET IN TOWN
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business is lousy. |
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| .....AND MUCH, MUCH MORE |
there must be some other
interesting things to say but we
can’t think of them. |
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| EXTRAVAGANZA! |
there’ll be balloons! |
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| THE BIGGEST LITTLE STORE IN
TOWN |
it’s extremely small. |
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| SAVINGS OF UP TO 70% |
the big left-handed green
paisley one is 70% off. |
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| GRAND OPENING CELEBRATION!! |
there’ll be balloons!! |
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| FRIENDLY, COURTEOUS SERVICE |
they’ll talk to you. |
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| DOLLAR UNDER INVOICE |
dealer invoice is not actual
dealer anything. |
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| PRICE-BUSTER
SALE-ABRATION!!! |
there’ll be balloons!!! |
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| BUY NOW AND SAVE |
go figure. |
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| LOOKING FOR THAT PERFECT
GIFT IDEA? |
it’s December 24. |
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| LIMITED TO STOCK ON HAND |
there’s one left. |
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| PREFERRED CUSTOMER SALE |
you must be from Planet
Earth. |
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| ON THE QUIET SIDE OF TOWN |
they’re behind a burned
out gas-station. |
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| MENTION THIS AD AND GET |
. . . . is anybody out
there? |
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| REGISTER TO WIN |
welcome to our mailing list. |
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| DON’T MISS OUR
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME, EVERYTHING MUST GO,
SALE-A-RAMA!!! |
there’ll be balloons and
hot dogs!!! |
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| How to tell a BLAIR HARDMAN
PRODUCTION |
if it uses these cliches,
it’s not. |
