Good News! Now you can be sure you're getting the lowest possible price on all your musical gear.

Just repeat the following affirmations at least ten times a day, (more if necessary) and enjoy your savings!!

1. I will never need more than three minutes of instruction on how to use my new purchase!

2. I love reading dense, poorly translated owner's manuals, especially in dim, stage lights!

3. I do not want an ongoing relationship with a music professional who is well versed in what I am trying to accomplish!

4. I have no desire to hang out in a store where everyone is having fun and sharing ideas!

5. I relish the challenge of going head to head with big store commission salespeople, as they practice their amusing bait-and-switch and hard- close sales techniques!

6. I don't want to know about software upgrades, hardware modifications, and new sounds. And I don't need to know what every knob does!

7. I love the suspense of opening my discount mail order package and
discovering if what they sent me works, is undamaged and is what I actually ordered!

8. If anything goes wrong with my gear, I will enjoy repackaging it and shipping it across the country, and being without it for weeks and weeks at a time!

9. I don't want a loaner if my gear goes down!

10. Every day, in every way, I want the lowest possible price!

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